Banana Guard

Just when you thought everything that could possibly have been invented, had already been invented:

"Are you fed up with taking bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? This unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere."

"The BananaGuard is specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas. Its other features include multiple small perforations to facilitate ventilation thereby preventing premature ripening and a sturdy locking mechanism to keep the BananaGuard closed. The BananaGuard is of course dishwasher safe for easy cleaning."