Baz-o-saurus

One of the guys we are travelling with is a guy called Rupert. He's well educated, extremely funny and well travelled.

He has undoubtedly, in all his travels, managed to develop his own vocabulary, and this has contrived to produce a much cleverer version of Del-boy. I include some of his gems here (with translations):

She knocked me bandy, right enough

she certainly caught my attention, and made a dramatic impact. She was an attractive lady.

He's a b*stard for cricket

his admiration for cricket takes on unusual, almost obsessive behaviour

We've had the luck of the nine blind b*stards

Just when you think things couldn't get any worse, they have taken an unfortunate course, leaving us feeling disappointed

It's a right touch

that was a stroke of luck

I never turn down fizz

given the opportunity to exercise my body, get my head down and labour hard, I will never turn a blind eye to it. In fact, I rather like it

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